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Current Affairs of Today (17 September 2020)

Indian Space Research Organisation recently gave the task to Indian air force for the training and selection of Various astronaut who goes in the gaganyaan mission of 2021. Road safety week was recently celebrated from 4th February to 10th February, reflecting the importance of our lives and what tips and precautions should be taken while traveling or driving on the road, it can be noted that in India almost every year 75,000 drivers die dead in road accidents, Corporate Bank recently appointed PV Bharathi as new CEO. bank headquarters is in Mangalore, To provide the new advanced technique and Technology related farming which help to the farmer, Krishi Kumbh recently organized in Bihar motihari where a large number of farmer taken participating. International Day of women and child in Science recently celebrated on the 11th February,  the purpose of the event is improving the women contribution and appreciate the working women in the Science field. On the recent trip of Prime Minister

Current Affairs of Today (16 September 2020)

Norway and India recently signed an agreement to tackle the increasing sea pollution, Norway also agrees to provide various technique and training to Indian. Aman 19 maritime exercise recently conducted by Pakistan Navy where various nation taken participant. 1987 batch Indian Foreign Service officer Ruchira Kamboj recently appointed a new ambassador of India to Bhutan. UAI appointed Hindi as the official language in court to providing better judiciary and information for Indian people because of one-third of UAE population is Indian. Boori boot yullo festival 52 editions recently started on Arunachal Pradesh where various diversity and intensity of Arunachal Pradesh is represented by peoples. Indian Institute of Technology Madras recently inaugurated artificial intelligence and data Science Centre with Robert Bosch gmbh, which is from Germany. Considering the recently coming election, Election Commission of India recently launched a (VVIP) voter verification and information program. n

Today Current Affairs (21 September 2020)

India neighborhood country Nepal recently appointed its ambassador to India name nilamber acharya after day one year of empty chair of ambassador. he is also a former minister in the government of Nepal. With the theme of I am and I will, world cancer day founded by the union for international cancer control, recently celebrated on the 4th February. for the purpose of creating awareness and education related to cancer, which is one of the major health and life problems in Modern Day. Ribbon Shyam Sharma recently in news due to, returning the Padma Shri award given by former President doctor APJ Abdul Kalam in 2006 due to its Manipuri cinema contribution, Sharma said he not happy with Modi government citizenship bill. on the occasion  of Kumbh Mela in prayagraj, Minister of Central communication Manoj Sinha recently issue a postage stamp. In a recent statement  by KJ Alphonse, who is tourism and culture minister of state, say India register 19% growth in the tourism sector on the year 2

Today Current Affairs (20 September 2020)

European country especially UK, Germany, France recently agreed to create payment channel name,  Instrument in Support of Trade Exchanges (INSTEX) for the purpose of bypassing US sanctions on Iran. Paytm recently acquired hotel booking company night stay. the company also offer whares discount on the booking. smart village campaign recently launches by Punjab for the purpose of improving the infrastructure of the ruler area. Defence Acquisitions Council, (DAC) prroved 6 submarines construction under project 75 in india. india received an amount of $239 billion FDI  in last five year, in a statement by Piyush Goyal. Sultan Abdullah becomes king of Maldives.  Punjab tourism ministry recently declared Indus River dolphin, as state aquatic animal.

Today Current Affairs (19 September 2020)

International Energy Agency recently released a report name The Future of Rail, which states that 40% of global rail activity happen in India by 2050. Kala Ghoda Festival recently started in Mumbai. For the purpose of increasing awareness about road safety and decrease the number of the road accident in India, Ministry of Road Transport and Highways and the National Road Safety Council. organize road safety week. 2nd February celebrated as World Wetlands Day with the theme of Wetlands and Climate Change. (DIPP) Department of Industrial Policy and Promotion rename as Department for Promotion of Industry and Internal Trade. Bharat Rang Mahotsav started by National School of Drama held in new delhi.

Today Current Affairs (18 September 2020)

The decision on the ban of online medicine in India recently extended till 20 march after the Madras High Court decision. Central Power Research Institute recently set up a regional testing laboratory at Nashik. which help in developing new power saving equipment.  World leprosy day recently celebrated on 30 January for the purpose of increasing awareness and decrease discrimination about people suffer in leprosy. National cadet corp, which headquarter situated in national capital receive new director general Rajiv Chopra. United Arab emirate and Saudi Arabia recently launch on digital currency name aber. After the long 25 year stoppage of a direct flight between Iraq holy City to Delhi, Air India now lunch direct flight from the Indian capital New Delhi. Sikkim government recently launched a scheme name Swadesh darshan.

Today Current Affairs (17 September 2020)

For the purpose of the stop and reduce the number of child death Maharashtra government recently decided to give baby haircut women after the baby delivery. Transparency International recently published corruption perception index or Global corruption index, in which India at 78 sport and Denmark top the list. mahatma Gandhi and world peace name exhibition recently started at New Delhi in which artwork is represented by the various artist around the world to celebrate the 150th birth anniversary of Gandhi, the event begins at Gandhi death anniversary. Namak satyagraha smarak at Gujarat recently dedicated to Nation on the occasion of Mahatma Gandhi death anniversary On the meeting of the cabinet, headed by Uttar Pradesh Chief Minister Yogi Aditya Nath expressway approved construction of Ganga expressway which connects east UP to West Up with the length of more than 600 km. current affairs 17 September 2020, livejobinfo.com provide Daily current affairs which is really helpful in crackin

Current Affairs of Today (15 September 2020)

India recently overtakes Japan and become second most crude steel producing country, but it's very far behind the number 1 port occupied by China because China produces more than half of world total Crude steel which s around 900 million tones, as compared to India 106 million ton. Data protection day also is known as data privacy day recently celebrated at 28 January for the purpose of increasing awareness about online data storage and data protection and privacy. Women from Hindu community Suman Kumari in becoming a fast civil judge from Hindu community appointed in Pakistan. The government of India recently reduce goods and service tax from 18 % to 5% for the Hajj pilgrims. The former minister in railway and defense, George Fernandes recently died at the age of 88, he is born in  Karnataka and member of Rajya Sabha from Bihar. Pariksha par charcha second edition also called pariksha par charcha 2.0 recently completed at New Delhi in which Prime Minister Narendra Modi gives vario

Current Affairs of Today (14 September 2020)

Defense research and development organization recently test successfully anti-radiation missile, which range is about hundred kilometer. DRDO formed in 1958 and the moto is strength origin is in science. Under the social responsibility program, oil and natural gas corporation recently proposed Hilly state Uttarakhand first tulip garden which covers nearly 50 acres and the cost is around 15 crore, this garden is situated in Pithoragarh. NRI pension scheme recently launched by Government of Kerala under the name of pravasi dividend pension scheme, yuva swabhiman Yojana recently launched by Madhya Pradesh government for the purpose of providing hundred days employment to the students of economically weaker section. Kochi  (South Indian city in Kerala), refinery project recently dedicate to Nation by Prime Minister of India. Republic Day parade India 2019 App recently launched by the Ministry of Defence under the digital India campaign for the purpose of providing complete information and

Current Affairs of Today (13 September 2020)

International Holocaust remembrance day is celebrated on 27th January to remember the people who lost his life in various genocide incident especially in Nazi Germany period. Oxford dictionary selected Nari Shakti as the world of the year 2018. Foundation stone of Madurai AIIMS is recently laya by Prime Minister Narendra Modi which is situated in Tamilnadu. After the long criticism of rank based pension to the differently abled soldier, the ministry of defense now announced minimum 18000 amount pension for the differently abled soldier. Bhavna kasthuri becomes the first woman to lead men squad on the republic day parade.  South Asian country Myanmar recently cancel China back trail project of 20 billion US dollar after the fear of China debt trap. Opportunity robotic rover recently completed its 15 years on Mars, this rover operate by NASA and launch on July 7, 2003, and touch land on Mars on 2004 January 25. Semi High-speed rail train 18, which is base on electric multiple unit system

Current Affairs of Today (12 September 2020)

After a poll on social networking website Twitter, Sugar cane juice become National drink of Pakistan Nanaji deshmukh, bhupen hazarika, and Pranab Mukherjee received Bharat Ratna for the year 2019 which is the highest civilian award of India. Mr ronojoy Dutta is The new CEO of indigo airlines, the headquarter of the airline is gurugram Haryana. National voter Day celebrated on 25th January every year from 2011, which is the election commission 61st Foundation year, the purpose of the event is encourage and aware young about the importance of the political process and election for a country. Sahitya Akademi award winners Krishna sobti recently died at the age of 93, she is one of the most famous Hindi language writers. Gyril ramaphosa president of South Africa is chief guest of India Republic Day parade.

Current Affairs of Today (11 September 2020)

In a recently published report by brand finance Indian, IT service company Tata consultancy Service become third most valued IT service brand in the world. Pravasi teerth darshan Yojana recently launched by Prime Minister Narendra Modi on the purpose of sponsoring Indian diaspora people for the various religious tour in India. Joymati Vahini Nerul, Indian Railway Protection force recently launched in Guwahati for the purpose of ensuring safety and awareness related to women. National girl child day celebrated on 24th January under the ministry of women and child development for the purpose of providing better education and health and nutrition top girl child and aware of discrimination against the girl in various sector. Indian Institute of Technology Rupnagar  recently developed Android app name Roshini to help the blind people to find the real amount and reality of Indian currency

Current Affairs of Today (10 September 2020)

For the purpose of saving the population of big cat like tiger. Telangana state State Government launch state Tiger Protection force with the purpose of stop killing and supplying of tiger skin and various part, this is a really good initiative because the tiger is a very important part to maintain the food chain of our ecosystem. Crisil recently released the report of GDP growth of the state in which rank number one spot gain by Bihar with 11.3% of growth rate. to consider the fact of a very low per capita income of Bihar. this is really good news for the state better future. International Institute of Information Technology Bangalore recently signed a memorandum of understanding with omega healthcare management services for the purpose of providing various technology and solution in healthcare and done various research. Indian Police Service officer of 2002 batch Aparna Kumar create history and become first woman IPS to reach South pole World economic forum recently published a repor

Current Affairs of Today (9 September 2020)

Sansar Ratna award which is given to top performing member of Lok Sabha recently given to Anurag Thakur, which is former BCCI President and current member of parliament from Hamirpur, Himachal Pradesh. Pravasi Bharatiya Divas start at Varanasi from 24 January to 23rd January. On the apeejay Kolkata literary Festival ranjani Murali awarded by women voice award. Indian Institute of Technology Hyderabad become the first institute in India to launch a full-time b tech program in artificial intelligence from 2019 session, Andry Rajoelina recently elected as president of Madagascar which is belonging to party young Malagasies determined. United Nation educational scientific and cultural organization recently announced Rio de Genero as the capital of architecture.

Current Affairs of Today (8 September 2020)

Reserve Bank of India recently the fine amount of 1 crore on Bank of Maharashtra for crossing various guidelines, specifically related to know your customer guidelines and various from customer forms. World integrated medicine form 2019 recently inaugurated. Under the Central Council for Research in homeopathy, which is held by Minister shripad Naik and come under Ayush. India steel Expo 2019 recently held in Mumbai with the purpose of providing a proper business-friendly environment and tackle the various problem come in the steel industry, the various businessman related to steel and other industry participate in this Expo for improving the business. Changing the name from Mughal Sarai tehsil to Deen Dayal Upadhyay tehsil recently approved by Uttar Pradesh cabinet. The Japan International cooperation agency and government of India recently signed an agreement of loan to fund various infrastructure project in India.

Current Affairs of Today (7 September 2020)

Indian Space Research Organisation recently launched a program for young school student special for 8 + class, for the purpose of increasing science and satellite related thinking and innovative idea, the name of the program in young scientist program. UNCCD 14 session host by India for tackle the various land-related problem due to high usage of resource in the land,  the full form of UNCCD is United Nation convention to combat desertification. Stefan Lofven becomes Prime minister of Sweden second time. Space entertainment is now the reality, Japan recently launched a satellite which creates shooting Stars for you from 2020, the first city which receive the rain of this artificial shooting star will be Hiroshima,  Diffo Bridge Recently inaugurates by Defence Minister Nirmala Sitharaman in northeast state Arunachal Pradesh, the state receives the various number of bridge and highway from last some year, which is really important due to the location of the state. Award winner poet write

Current Affairs of Today (6 September 2020)

President appointed Karnataka High court new Acting Chief Justice, Justice Lingappa Narayana Swamy. World economic forum recently releasing Global risk report In which they highlight, The inequality in Society based on various Factor, the political tension around the world also misused of power, Natural disaster and environment impact due to Various activity and cyber security issue around the world. Broadcast engineering society Expo 2019 begin in New Delhi Haryana government recently Start Shaurya award for school student in the memory of Haryana Police martyrs. The purpose of the award is increased the police importance and value in our sociaty, also 11000 rupees given to award receiver. For the purpose of increase, export and guide Farmer by various agriculture expert and scientist Nagpur now host the Second Edition of world Orange festival. The Indian government recently gave Gandhi Peace Prize after a 4-year gap to the yohei sasakawa, who is World Health Organisation goodwill amb

Current Affairs of Today (5 September 2020)

Indian Space Research Organisation recently launched a program Called UNNATI for the development of Nanosatellite, the full form of UNNATI is ?. Unispace Nano satellite assembly and training. For the purpose of improving the rubber industry product, India rubber Expo 2019 started Mumbai, For the purpose of increasing the awareness and education about the election, the election commission of India recently launched voter awareness form, which set up in various Government and non-government bodies. World first human right TV channel recently launched by international observatory of human right in London. Ministry of petroleum and natural gas recently launched a program name Saksham 2019, what is the full form of Saksham sanrakshan Samta Mahotsav, Top hundred Global thinker List feature Mukesh Ambani. NGT order German car manufacturer Volkswagen to pay fine of 100 crore within 24 hours due to various pollution and damage of environment,  Turtle festival in recently celebrated in Puri Oris

Current Affairs of Today (4 September 2020)

Sittwe port constructed by India, recently in news due to India take the operation of this port, The Sittwe port is situated in Nabor country Myanmar and the purpose of the port is to connect Indian North East state and develop the northeast region of India. Which state government recently announced Jai Kisan Rin Mukti Yojana for the purpose of waiver various type loan of farmer due to bad conditions of the farmer in the state. Madhya Pradesh. Vibrant Gujarat Global Summit held from 18 to 20 January 2019, to attract more investment in the state.  Member of parliament from the Rajasthan Bhilwara constituency, CP Joshi is now speaker of Rajasthan Legislative Assembly. The government of India recently approved new 461 Eklavya model residential school for the purpose of improving ST student education. Kerala state film Development Corporation Chairman and the Malayalam film well-known name Lenin Rajendran recently died due to a problem after a liver transplant, he receives the various awar

Current Affairs of Today (3 September 2020)

From March 1 Which government announced to ban the single-use plastic product, due to considering the various disposal and health-related problem. and improve the peoples thinking about the environment. Pondicherry Sheikh Lane Mohammed is first Indian to publish a book in English and also introduce shampoo bath to Europe, he is born in which city, Patna in 1759. DD science and India Science channel, recently plan to launch by Dr. Harshvardhan, who is science and technology minister, the reason behind the launch is increasing the interest of nation towards science and complete the long demand of a science channel. Ananth Narayanan recently resigned from Myntra and Jabong CEO. Ministry of Human Resource Development recently announced increment of 25% seats in various University in the country due to new 10 % quota implement process, who is the MHRD. Prakash Javadekar For the purpose of awareness of public about road safety, Chennai police introduce roadeo robot. Hunar haat festival recen

Current Affairs of Today (2 September 2020)

 Philip Kotler award recently in news due to criticise of various opposition party member in india. This award given to Prime Minister Narendra Modi. Rajendra Dhaba, Army chief in Nepal  recently received honorary General of Indian Army by, Indian President. he complete his Education in the University of Madras Tulsi Gabbard which is first Hindu member of United State Congress recently in news due to the announcement of seeking democratic nomination for the 2020 United States presidential election. The Republic of Macedonia Recently changed name Republic of Northern methadone due to a long dispute with grace this country situated in South East Europe, Sushila Devi literature award is recently given to Namita Gokhale due to her novel thinking to leave behind. Hubble Space Telescope is Landmark for astronomy due to his contribution in space, but this space is recently in news due to filler of camera system what is the launch year of this space telescope, 1990 First rail industry in India

Current Affairs of Today (1 September 2020)

Celebrating National Youth Day on 11th January Niti Ayog launch Atal thinking lab handbook (Nayi Disha Nehe Nirman Naya Bharat) under the Atal innovation mission, the purpose of this program provides an innovative environment for youth innovator and get the best and top innovative idea from Student which is implemented in the future program. To consider the importance of the fishing-based economy, the Fish fest 2019 recently started in nalban Food Park Kolkata for the purpose of providing the opportunity to new startup and entrepreneur  which is related to the fishing related industry Charles Kupperman is new deputy national security adviser of USA. Indian Police Service 1984 batch senior bureaucrat Jaideep Govind now  General Secretary of national human right Commission. Under the Ama Ghare LED scheme around 95 lakh families in the State of Odisha will each get four LED bulbs free of cost. Union Cabinet recently approved the proposal to set up two AIIMS, the place which gets this new

MOU signed between ICICI Bank and SBFC to provide credit to MSMEs

The small Business fincredit India Private Limited and ICICI Bank recently signed a memorandum of understanding for the purpose of providing credit of Upto 1 crore for 15-year tenure for micro small and medium enterprises (MSMEs). By providing the fund customer get opportunity of develop his business and improve the infrastructure and employment opportunity to other people.

(National Bravery award) list of Indian brave children

The children below 16 year age done work of bravery which save life and property of the nation, is main quilifying standard to received national Bravery award by Indian counseling for child welfare and the Indian government. The category of national bravery award is the Bharat award, Bapu gaidhani award, general National Bravery award. Sanjay Chopra award,  Geeta Chopra award,  These are the list of brave children of this year which received the award by Prime Minister of India on 25th January and take part on India Republic Day Parade of 26 January at Rajpath New Delhi.

Chandigarh host Women of India organized festival from 12 to 14 January

 First time in last 5 years women of India organized festival shifted from the national capital to Union Territory Chandigarh for the purpose of promoting the festival all across India, according to Ministry of women and child development which is responsible body for the organization of the festival,  the aim of the festival is to encourage and promote various women entrepreneur farmer and women base industry, to increase the contribution of women in society.  Shrimati Maneka Sanjay Gandhi which is Ministry of women and child development say that they are also focused on providing information regarding various scheme and initiative for women and educate women regarding this scheme. by providing the government of India

New Delhi | 27th edition world book fair (reader with special needs) started at Pragati Maidan

27th edition of New Delhi world book fair starts on 5th January end in 13 January on Pragati Maidan New Delhi. This edition of book fair also organized by National Book Trust and Indian Trade Promotion organisation means they are continuously organized from 2013 The theme for this event is reader with special needs and guest of honour is Sharjah City of United Arab Emirates. If we talk about Delhi world book fair it is one of the oldest book fair and second oldest after Kolkata book fair. If you are interested in reading the book and more collection this is a really good event for you because a wide variety of book is available which increase the thinking and education of us

People Republic of China recently tested successfully mother of all bombs after the United State

Mother of all bombs which is one of the most disaster bombs after the nuclear weapon recently tested by China successfully, now China join the club of the mother of all bomb. If we compare the size of bomb develops by China to us bomb which is developed in 2003. this is little by weight and height, but the power of the bomb is easily guessed by this fact that they easily destroyed channel and shelter.

500 Words Short Essay on Road Safety For School Student of Various Classes

Essay on Road Safety🚶🚗⛟⛙🚷 In today's modern era, due to the lack of proper information about driving and not knowing the various rules of traffic properly, people walking on the streets became very insecure. If we talk about India, then the situation is horror here, About one and a half lakh people lose life in a road accident, this is a large loss to human life. In addition to this, many were injured in the accident. even injured person's family also faces too many difficulties.so road safety is really a matter of concern. In the last 10 years, the situation has worsened as the road accident has registered an increase of almost 50 percent in the last decade if we compare the road accidents happening in India with the data of foreign country, the position of India is very bad. You can also guess from here the fact that less than 2% of the world's vehicle is in India while more than 10% world accident are in India. If we talk about road safety then it is mainly

Road Safety Rules - Should Be Followed By Every Child, Drivers and Pedestrians

Road safety rules 🚥♿ To be safe on the road, all the rules of road safety should be known, for this, we have to understand all the rules of a safe driving which is very important, these rules of being safe on the road are as follows. 🚓The first and easiest rule of road safety is to maintain a certain distance from your forwarding vehicle so that you can get a chance to cope with the sudden stoppage of the moving vehicle and also case of  accident,  on the road mainly 2 seconds rule should be adopted which means that, as much as your vehicle determines the distance in 2 seconds, keep the distance from the vehicle, but in some condition such as the weather is bad and the correct condition of the road It is also right to increase this distance. Especially during the night, during the snow and rainy season. 🚕The second rule while driving the vehicle in terms of road safety is that whenever you stop your vehicle from behind another vehicle, you should see the road under the previ

Important Road Safety Tips For Safe Driving [ Everyone Should Know ]

Road Safety Tips 📙 Road Safety means that to safely reach the destination, without any injury or penalty and some other problem, to achieve this, we have to adhere to some of the road safety tips which are as follows. 🔧It has been seen that a lot of people follow the traffic signs and signs only when there is a camera or a person of the traffic police standing on a road, it is a very wrong culture and signs of an irresponsible person because it all about our safety not to tease us. 🔧When turning your vehicle, always use appropriate signals, so that the person coming behind you can control their vehicle according to the signal. 🔧after drinking alcohol People get filled with enthusiasm, and drive very fast, do not do this, because this drug is not only harmful to your health but it can prove to be fatal for the vehicle coming from the front. Also, the vehicle should not be run when feeling tired. 🔧It is often seen to leave your children and pets alone in the vehicle and

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