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गर्मी का कहर शुरू ।।
एक औरत अकेले कब्रिस्तान मे एक कब्र पर बैठी थी।
एक राहगीर ने पूछा : डर नहीं लगता ?
औरत : क्यों ? इसमें डरने की क्या बात है ….. अंदर गर्मी लग रही थी तो बाहर आ गई ।
राहगीर अब कौमा मे है ।

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प्रेमी: भगवान ने तुम्हें इतना सुंदर बनाने के बाद इतना मूर्ख क्यों बनाया?
प्रेमिका:  हम दोनों को मिलाने के लिए
प्रेमी: वह कैसे?
प्रेमिका: मैं सुंदर थी इसलिए तुम मेरी तरफ आकर्षित हुए और मैं मूर्ख थी इसलिए तुम्हारी तरफ आकर्षित हुई😂😂

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चार चीजें जो खत्म होने पे बहुत तकलीफ देते हैं
1. दोस्ती
2. पैसा
3. प्यार और
4. रविवार
लास्ट वाला तो रुला देता है.

😂😝🙈

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लड़की वाले बेटी के लिए लड़का देखने गए…
लड़की वाले : कितना कमा लेते हो…
लड़का : इस महीने दो करोड़ कमाया…
लड़की वाले : फिर क्या हुआ…
लड़का : बस, फिर मोबाइल में ‘तीन पत्ती’ हेंग हो गया और सारी कमाई चली गयी…😂😂

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टीचर : एक टोकरी में 10 आम है , उसमें से २ आम सड़ गए , बताओ कितने आम बचे ?
संजू : सर , 10 आम
टीचर : वो कैसे ?
संजू : सड़ने के बाद भी आम तो आम ही रहेगा ना , केले तो बन नहीं जायेंगे 😂😂
आज संजू एक वकील है😏

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Husband- ये कैसी दाल बनाई है? ना नमक है, ना मिर्च है, बिल्कुल फीकी है ।
तुम सारा दिन Mobile में लगी रहती हो, कुछ पता नही चलता क्या डालना है क्या नही?
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Wife- (बेलन दिखाते हुए) पहले तुम Mobile साइड में रख कर रोटी खाओ
कब से देख रही हूँ पानी मे डुबो-डुबो कर रोटी खा रहे हो।

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